No matter how old you get, it’s impossible to grow out of big ass bugs. Big-ass bugs connect everybody. Every guy, no matter their age, country, or personality, can look at big ass bugs together and say, “Whoa. Let’s poke it with a stick.”

These pictures are going to make you wish you had a jar with air holes on hand. I’m getting excited just thinking about the Bug Wars I could set up between some of these big-ass bugs.

Oh, and by the way, in this house, spiders are bugs. I’m not some stuffy scientist worried about ‘entomology.’ I see something big and nasty with a bunch of legs, that’s a big-ass bug.

End of story.